Urban P. Imholte, age 82 of Schuyler, passed away Tuesday, January 19, 2010, at Golden Living Center in Schuyler.

Here's the deal: Veterinarian Greg Martinez has to call him "Rambo." That's because Leighan Perales stole my dog, a chipper little smarty who came within a whisper - or actually a wink and a nod from my wife Jenny - of becoming the third hound co-habitating at the Derry household.